Still pay your taxes.
Hang out at the Statue of Liberty...
(replica in Las Vegas)
Have a picnic on the parking lot of Yosemite National Park.
(Hey, fewer bears, right?)
Continue attempting to imagine Ben Affleck as Batman.
Watch "Transformers 4" continue filming downtown.
(Priorities, right America?)
Wait in line for the new iPhone
Read MORE articles about Miley Cyrus twerking,
because it STILL makes the news.
Still hold a grudge towards Ellen DeGeneres for saying she
was going to be in Millennium Park on Tuesday, when she
really only SKYPED into Millennium park on Tuesday.
Start a juicy rumor about yourself at the office.
Instagram, Tweet, Facebook, Selfie, Google, and whatever
else our generation does when we're too busy to realize
our own government has shut down...
Because yes, there are still taxes. And policemen. And laws.
Because I still just don't see it. Even after Dogma.
Because how would we function without photos of our meals circulating online for all to see?
Because that's just How It Is.